he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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