My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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