You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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