Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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