Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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