Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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