Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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