They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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