As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
They have beer where we have blood.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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