well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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