so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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