Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He felt like a one man threesome
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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