I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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