I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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