CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
