please come you make the beer taste better
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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