Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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I just found a bag of teeth...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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