i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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