Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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