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Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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