I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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