She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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