would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
