I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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