Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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