Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Dignity is for republicans.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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