Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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