i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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