she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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