I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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