Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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