Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
