Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i think i have two assholes
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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