I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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