well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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