Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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