I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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