So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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