he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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