What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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