Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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