I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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