Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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