Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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