my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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