I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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