Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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