drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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