I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're making bets on your personal life
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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