Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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