just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do herpes really smell.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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