Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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