We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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