At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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