i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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