it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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