Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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