your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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