I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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