What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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